You pull the erect Penis downward, set the marshmallow on top and let it fly! Like a catapult.”ġ0. “Fold your balls over your dick and make this weird thingy.”ġ1.“Come up with new and fun ways to simulate the touch of a female because you’ve never experienced love before and you’re fucking close to ending your life do someone please help.”ġ3. “I remember when I was little (think 5 years old), me and my friend would have ‘weenie fights’ where we take off our pants and swing them at each other while screaming ‘WEENIE FIGHT! WEENIE FIGHT!’ laughing the whole time. How I picture how American foreign policy plays outħ. “Put a variety of donuts on it then eat your way to the bottom.”Ĩ. “I like to flip marshmallows at my face and try to catch them in my mouth. It never fails to impress company.”Ħ. “Destroy a board game when it’s not going your way.” 1. “Walk sideways at the supermarket and knock all the soups off the shelf.”Ģ. “Pretend you’re flying a fighter jet.”ģ. “I like to yell ‘pull the lever, Kronk!’ Then grasp it firmly and pull it like a lever.”Ĥ. “Play a C Major scale with it on the piano.
